WTFOMG anywho, as I had previously stated, my 700 dollar software that I didn't pay 700 dollars for is on the fritz. So, woe is me, I can't draw SHIT. In a MOVIE. But I did have a glimmer of hope!

I WAS working on a warish movie a while ago, but HELL no, god likes me to cry. Sos I was drawin shit, and I got some work done, but then it started acting up like a prepuebescant little bitch.

Anywho, heres an offering to you, newgrounds, just to prove I'm not a lying little shit about using flash.
It has no shading, and is otherwise a piece of crap, but its waht I got done. SO DEAL.

... I'm sorry, I didn't mean to yell. So PLEASE DEAL.

HOLY SHITAKE MUSHROOMS! I HAZ A REVELATION!

Yes well unfortunately for me, my stolen adobe software (I don't have money, cuzz I... gave it all to charity?) hasn't been working out for me of late, and I haven't made an animation since I wasn't fat from eating Apple Jacks, which is a damned long time ago, buddy. ANYWHO, I was surfin teh internets and lookin at all the fun shit out there when I realized I can just TALK. What a REVELATION!

So instead of my usual revolution to eat less apple jacks (impossible, I know), I've made it my lame goal of voice-acting for some schmuck who desires free labor. Hell, newgrounds is fun, I SHOULD CONTRIBUTE TO THE AWESOME! DEH AWESOME, I SAYS!

P.S.- Whoever reads this is hot. So says god.

Hello Newgrounders!
To start off- I'm lazy. Lazy as ever-lovin hell. Thats why there may not be any content on this page for a good long time. But, when it does come out, you better fuckin appreciate it. Or I will be PISSED.

In the mean time, I'll still be sitting on my butt, watching newgrounds vids, getting gradually fatter from my stockpile of Doritos, and leaving reviews that are much too in-depth for anyone to care about. But you should read them anyway. Or I will be PISSED.

Oh, if you haven't noticed, I get pissed a lot... yea... I should probably get some therapy for that...

Hello Newgrounders!
To start off- I'm lazy. Lazy as ever-lovin hell. Thats why there may not be any content on this page for a good long time. But, when it does come out, You better fuckin appreciate it. Or I will be PISSED.