Hello Newgrounders!
To start off- I'm lazy. Lazy as ever-lovin hell. Thats why there may not be any content on this page for a good long time. But, when it does come out, you better fuckin appreciate it. Or I will be PISSED.

In the mean time, I'll still be sitting on my butt, watching newgrounds vids, getting gradually fatter from my stockpile of Doritos, and leaving reviews that are much too in-depth for anyone to care about. But you should read them anyway. Or I will be PISSED.

Oh, if you haven't noticed, I get pissed a lot... yea... I should probably get some therapy for that...