HOLY SHITAKE MUSHROOMS! I HAZ A REVELATION!

Yes well unfortunately for me, my stolen adobe software (I don't have money, cuzz I... gave it all to charity?) hasn't been working out for me of late, and I haven't made an animation since I wasn't fat from eating Apple Jacks, which is a damned long time ago, buddy. ANYWHO, I was surfin teh internets and lookin at all the fun shit out there when I realized I can just TALK. What a REVELATION!

So instead of my usual revolution to eat less apple jacks (impossible, I know), I've made it my lame goal of voice-acting for some schmuck who desires free labor. Hell, newgrounds is fun, I SHOULD CONTRIBUTE TO THE AWESOME! DEH AWESOME, I SAYS!

P.S.- Whoever reads this is hot. So says god.