Just keeping you all updated! Our artist over in Cali, Keirupted, has done some splendiferous character design, and I'm very pleased. Just goes to show what a good artist the guy is. CLAP, CLAP DAMN YOU! CLAP FOR HIM!

For me in New York, the music is going along swimmingly, thank you, and I look forward to being done with 8 FREAKIN SONGS. They're all loops though, which makes life a lot easier for me. I'm having fun experimenting with all these electronic sounds.

As for RooRik, god knows what he's doing with his UK blokes. Probably went down to Ireland to get smashed, didn't you, you english scalawag? Ho-ho! What a tongue lashing your mother shall give you!

VIEW OUR SUBMISSION WHEN IT COMES OUT. Or I'll come out... ON YOUR MOTHER!!!!... wtf?
If you want to see the art, just follow the link.
http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/290509 /12065_Stances.swf

So we've been officially accepted by Mr. Tom Fulp as the team:

THREE IS THE POWER

I, being the musical little boy I am, have taken the spot of Music Production.
Keirupted, an artist featured in both the Street Fighter Collab and MGS Collab, will be taking art.
And finally, RooRik101 will handle programming of our little game.

The RPG we're making is set in an internet world, but I can't give away much else. Expect a very electornic and beaty sound from me though. I'll upload a loop later this week for a preview.

ALL NEWGROUNDERS, UNITE!

Well here I was, minding my own business, when out of the blue I get myself an Inbox message. Puzzled and bewildered with excitement, I investigated to see what all the fuss was about. Opening the message, I peered inside, and lo and behold...

BLAMO! I'm a musician for a Power of Three Team.

I'll be working with programmer RooRik101 and whoever the hell else he finds.
The tracks will have an internet-y feel to them... can anyone smell electric zooms and techno beats?

We'll see what happens though, sadly I do not have many medals to my name... ANY, for that matter...

Do you concur, my good man?

Oh my god... my friggen head...

Oh god this is terrible... yesterday, on the day china was accepted onto Newgrounds, I was creating music on my computer when all of a sudden some Chinese soldiers busted into my room, hit me with a club to the head, and.. well.... thats all I remember! I just woke up with the worst headache I've ever had...

Of course, as any good new-grounder would do, my first reaction was to check my Userpage, and lo and behold, the commie bastards CHINA-SIZED my userpage! If you want to see for yourself, check the post before this one! Needless to say, I've fixed the problem. But I will ever be watchful for the sneaky Chinese.

Apparently, the similar happenings took place with other users, because both Cuba and North Korea left comments on my last post....

So anyway, what did I miss on April First while I was unconscious and bleeding? Any good pranks?

YOU MUST DO OBEY FOR TO MAKE GLORIOUS CHINA FOR CHAIRMAN FULP! YOU MUST DO OBEY FOR TO MAKE GLORIOUS CHINA FOR CHAIRMAN FULP!YOU MUST DO OBEY FOR TO MAKE GLORIOUS CHINA FOR CHAIRMAN FULP!YOU MUST DO OBEY FOR TO MAKE GLORIOUS CHINA FOR CHAIRMAN FULP!YOU MUST DO OBEY FOR TO MAKE GLORIOUS CHINA FOR CHAIRMAN FULP!

CHINA IS GOOD MAN, CHINA FEED YOUR BABIES, CHINA ALL POWERFUL! CHINA MAKE POOPY MESS INTO LARGE MONEY HEAD! OBEY CHINA! CHINA MAKE DREAM COME HAPPEN!

LONG LIVE CHAIRMAN FULP! OBEY CHAIRMAN FULP! LOVE CHAIRMAN FULP!

YOU MUST DO OBEY FOR TO MAKE GLORIOUS CHINA FOR CHAIRMAN FULP! YOU MUST DO OBEY FOR TO MAKE GLORIOUS CHINA FOR CHAIRMAN FULP!YOU MUST DO OBEY FOR TO MAKE GLORIOUS CHINA FOR CHAIRMAN FULP!YOU MUST DO OBEY FOR TO MAKE GLORIOUS CHINA FOR CHAIRMAN FULP!YOU MUST DO OBEY FOR TO MAKE GLORIOUS CHINA FOR CHAIRMAN FULP!

Have you ever pondered who in gods name came up with the phrase "Mother fucker"? What strange man actually believed that one who fucks mothers is more of a n'er do well than one who in general fucks? This reasoning is beyond me. And you're too stupid to get what I'm saying, aren't you?

Wait... what the fuck was that about?

ANYWHO, for those who actually read my updates, the music is going not too swimmingly. This time I can't blame it on software. No, my dear friends, it seems I haz writers block. I've got me one swimmingly good melody. And there lies the problem. Thats all I've got.

I look forward to raping your earpussy. All in good time... all in good time.

If you had read any of my previous posts, then you have already heard of my bitching and moaning about how life sucks and this sucks and YOU sucks and BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

WELL GUESS WHAT, WORLD, THE JOKES ON YOU!!!!

So recently I ran into some cash flow after working a job for under the counter cash. With this newfound pay, I could afford a WONDERFUL THING; orchestral software!!!!

Eagerly I lay in wait: prowling my front doorstep. When shall it arrive, I DO NOT KNOW! Possibly today... POSSIBLY TOMMOROW! And whence it comes I shall PROUNCE upon the mailman and he shall die a GLORIOUS death and be sent to VALHALLA to fight AGAINST THE NORSE GOOOOOODDDDDSSSS!!!!!

But that's not till it comes... fuckin' basic shipping...

Ever feel like you're high but you haven't taken drugs? I HAZ!
This is the euphoria I get when I consume massive amounts of apple jacks!
You can also ground them up and sniff them, but thats a completely different story.
Problem is, I can go too far. As in, "SCREW THE FUCKING BOWL, I'LL JUST POwR MILK IN THE BOX!" far.

People, this shit is like peyote on crack. Trust me. Not only to you get the taste of delicious apples and cinnamon in your taste buds, but you also wake up in Mexico City with an apple in your mouth and your limbs hog-tied, naked. Once again, trust me. SPEAKING OF WHICH, I shall relay my weekend to YOU.

After POSTING SOME AWSOME REVIEWS, as i like to do, I went in the yard to shovel some snow. But I'm not the only one who lives on my property. There's a little rodent bastard I like to call Awsum Pawsum. So as I shovel, Awsum Pawsum decideds he shall fling himself from the heavens and try to brutally rape me whille hissing and spitting and shitting all over my driveway (asshole)! Needless to say I almost punted the little son of a bitch back to the hell-hole he spawned from.

Then my friend Julian the Columbian picked me up and we made sweet love.... to our dreams.

Anyway I got an idea from the horrific, traumatizing experience. I'm going to send 100 PM's to the maker of "Badger Badger" and "NARWHALS!" to make a redonculous video for Awsum Pawsum. In the meantime, any flash artist who reads this, I also ask of YOU to immortalize Awsum Pawsum in glorious flash video. He shall not have shit in vain!

THERES NOTHING TO WOOT AT