Ever feel like you're high but you haven't taken drugs? I HAZ!
This is the euphoria I get when I consume massive amounts of apple jacks!
You can also ground them up and sniff them, but thats a completely different story.
Problem is, I can go too far. As in, "SCREW THE FUCKING BOWL, I'LL JUST POwR MILK IN THE BOX!" far.

People, this shit is like peyote on crack. Trust me. Not only to you get the taste of delicious apples and cinnamon in your taste buds, but you also wake up in Mexico City with an apple in your mouth and your limbs hog-tied, naked. Once again, trust me. SPEAKING OF WHICH, I shall relay my weekend to YOU.

After POSTING SOME AWSOME REVIEWS, as i like to do, I went in the yard to shovel some snow. But I'm not the only one who lives on my property. There's a little rodent bastard I like to call Awsum Pawsum. So as I shovel, Awsum Pawsum decideds he shall fling himself from the heavens and try to brutally rape me whille hissing and spitting and shitting all over my driveway (asshole)! Needless to say I almost punted the little son of a bitch back to the hell-hole he spawned from.

Then my friend Julian the Columbian picked me up and we made sweet love.... to our dreams.

Anyway I got an idea from the horrific, traumatizing experience. I'm going to send 100 PM's to the maker of "Badger Badger" and "NARWHALS!" to make a redonculous video for Awsum Pawsum. In the meantime, any flash artist who reads this, I also ask of YOU to immortalize Awsum Pawsum in glorious flash video. He shall not have shit in vain!