AudioVision's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Awesome Cracks Down]

I reaally hate to leave a seven...

Hey Ego,
I don't think I've ever left a seven before... it's kind of strange.
Your artwork is getting better and better with these awesome flashes! Everytime you release a flash it's like you've advanced to A WHOLE NUTHA LEVEL. So in that, I gave you 5 stars. But the art isn't the problem; it's the comedy.
This flash had it's very funny moments, which got you 2 stars. But then it became like gears of awesome, which was just people grunting and screaming in a flash. I like flashes where your jokes are witty and isn't just random grunting. i didn't give this flash the three extra stars because a lot of the jokes were just him doing random, screaming things mixed with kinda funny jokes. You're one of my favorite flash artists, I just think this one was trying to be funny, but the comedy wears down. But keep making these flashes man, I do love your work.

[Klein Bottle n' Inkblot]

My dear professor Diggedy Demon,

While subversively striking subtle tones within comedic stance and set values, this animated anomaly indeed endeavors to enhance the viewer's comedic preconceived notions upon such values as ironic misuse and subconscious hilarity, further probing into the psyche of many fantastical machinations that continue to rampantly impose upon cartoons of the geographically enhanced fashion. This piece tries fervently to come to conclusive stances about the poignant non-jokes that seem to arise from these aforementioned animations, and as such, has the capacity to re-inform the populace pertaining to the internet location of a certain "NewGrounds". For this, I do openly applaud you, sir. I shall bide my own time in awaiting any new thesis you may release to the public.

HotDiggedyDemon responds:

haha!

[Star n' Crescent]

How are you similar to a fancy yogurt?

YOU'RE BOTH FAGGOTS.

Done, I don't need any more to give you a 10. Just... so awesome.

[Narwhals]

My god...

I feel like a veil has just been lifted... no more shall I stumble about my life with reckless abandon, filling my life with meaningless animal idols that have no significance. So long, scary sawfish. Farewell, fearful fox. Goodbye, gimpy gecko. For I have found enlightenment. Today, I have learned the ways of the ocean, for there is a commotion. And I have realized, dear, dear friends of Newgrounds, that from now on, I shall forever worship the Narwhal, coz they are so awesome. I mean, come on! Like an underwater Unicorn, they have a kickass facial horn! They're the freakin jedi of the sea! Hell, THEY EVEN STOP CTHULU EATIN' YE!!! God as my witness, I shall never doubt the power of the narwhal again.

[From Player to Playa]

Impressive!

This was a good flash right here... a novel concept, really original comedy, and it was actually pretty ACTION....Y!!!! The voice acting and audio quality was really good, and even though the scenes were short, they were well drawn and captured my attention. 10 stars, and keep on flashin! SOMEDAY that be damned orange cone will make it...

[Without A Mushroom]

ha.... lawlz... roflcopter....

I must say, my favorite part was that the mushroom just walks into him, but he looks like he's been blown up! Thats some classic comedy.

Sh0T-D0wN responds:

Lol.

[Tall 'n Short]

Ya'll got punked

I give all three of these guys 10 STARS OF MIGHT for pissing off half of newgrounds.

For all you bitchers and whiners out there, these guys made similar flashes as a joke, so you could all bitch and whine like... like... BITCHERS AND WHINERS! Therefore, for being so awesome at being such epic d-bags full of win, I give 10 STARS OF MIGHT to all these artists, and then I'll give you 72 virgins when you die, even though you're not Islamic, because thats just the nice guy I am.

[Circle n' Square]

Ya'll got punked

I give all three of these guys 10 STARS OF MIGHT for pissing off half of newgrounds.

For all you bitchers and whiners out there, these guys made similar flashes as a joke, so you could all bitch and whine like... like... BITCHERS AND WHINERS! Therefore, for being so awesome at being such epic d-bags full of win, I give 10 STARS OF MIGHT to all these artists, and then I'll give you 72 virgins when you die, even though you're not Islamic, because thats just the nice guy I am.

[Triangle n' Octagon]

Ya'll got punked.

I give all three of these guys 10 STARS OF MIGHT for pissing off half of newgrounds.

For all you bitchers and whiners out there, these guys made similar flashes as a joke, so you could all bitch and whine like... like... BITCHERS AND WHINERS! Therefore, for being so awesome at being such epic d-bags full of win, I give 10 STARS OF MIGHT to all these artists, and then I'll give you 72 virgins when you die, even though you're not Islamic, because thats just the nice guy I am.

[Zelda: Heart for the Hero]

A flash with real heart... *sniffle

Hilariously hilarious, with some hilarity hilariously mixed in. See? Fuck ain't the only word that can make up most of a sentence.

This movie quite reminds me of my ordeal in the local Subway, except they all speak spanish and I'm the one grunting. I can only take "Escuse me?" so many times before I get a bit slash-happy with my master sword. So I totally sympathize with my pall Link here. Its gotta be like "Well I got the princess, but who the fuck really cares. Ganondorf is just gonna grab her again anway...". Poor guy.