AudioVision's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[B.Y.E.]

Terkoiz, what the fuck man?

This has to be a record. Three FP animations at the same time? You're outta your FUCKING MIND.

And yet you are deserving of this honor.

[Awesome Reach]

Yep.

All of your videos are now going to be people grunting and making noises and moving wildly.
I regret to inform you that that isn't funny to me.
I used to really like your stuff.
You get 3 stars for animation.

[The Justin Bieber Show]

Got to agree with the review below me.

HappyHarry, please don't sink to the level of tons of other artists on this site who just make flash cartoons where random things pop up and people just think its HILARIOUS (I like to call it the egoraptor effect). I'm used to clever comedy from you, so I was really surprised when I saw some cartoon using random crap to get a laugh. I know that a lot of idiots on newgrounds just EAT THAT SHIT UP, but you usually get laughs through actual funny comedy! Don't let yourself be drawn in by the cheap laughs of random things happening in a "funny" way.

But as usual, your drawing is awesome, so I couldn't give you too bad a score.

[Waiting for the Bus 2]

I was a bit disappointed.

I wasn't dissapointed because it wasnt some epic continuation of the first one, I was dissapointed because usually your stuff is usually funnier... this really wasn't all that funny. Sure I had a chuckle but it was more like "Here's us trying to be funny by flashing you a giant middle finger", and though i usually laugh at those kind of jokes, this one didnt really connect.

[Grinch Who Touched Xmas!]

Why am I seeing all these negative reviews?

I thought this was a pretty clever flash, and I thought it was funny. Not "shit my pants" funny, put pretty funny all the same. Aww well, guess we all have different tastes.

[3rd Grade Transformers]

Giving tens because of your name is wrong.

I'm sorry egoraptor, on your last few flashes, I havent left good reviews.
This just isnt funny.
And all the people below me rate you so high based on your name. If it didnt have "Egoraptor" posted on it, this would probably be rated in the low threes.
It just isnt funny. Lately your humor has just been talking silly and obnoxiously. Im sorry to say it but talking loudly only gets you to a certain extent. This cartoon literally has no jokes in it. It isn't even witty. It relies on the fact that you can make rediculous voices that are comical. But I'm kind of getting bummed out because lately thats all your cartoons have been. A bunch of screaming and grunting... it just isn't funny to me anymore. PLEASE, come out with a cartoon that captures the old egoraptor before stuff like "Gears of Awesome". I really miss that witty, funny comedy... And you people on newgrounds need to ignore the author's name when voting and reviewing.

[Dimlight]

HEY DUDE

I GAVE YOU 8 STARS NOW SAY NICE THINGS ABOUT ME.

Bogswallop responds:

Get off my property

[FRED - Animated Series]

Somewhat of a religious experience.

Well Oney, my sexy gentleman friend, I was watching this, and frankly, I expected him to die. It was predictable. I was looking forward to it, but at the same time I couldn't help but sigh with the heavy burden of knowing what to expect. But then... I just...

As Fred began to die, listless and cold from the leaden shards that ripped through his cranium, my head began to rise. My ears perked and my mouth twitched... twitched into a hoping smile, a smile of the future! I found myself clenching my fists, muttering, murmuring, "Could this be? CAN this be?". And soon, the showers of his murderous head erupted into a shower of blood. And there stood, above the refuse, the Oney.

And as he shed his tear, knowing full well the enormity of what he had done, I stood, in a curious sort of... confusion. I furrowed my brow, gazing at the soulless creature that lay, almost serenely, upon the ground. And there you stood. Holding the Iron-clad key to a chain which has withheld freedoms that so many have striven to. The snow began to fall, and as it did, it brought with it a rebirth. A rebirth of what people find funny. And I found myself agape and bewildered. And then I began to laugh.

I laughed endlessly, watching the sun rise in the sky, the moon at night. I laughed through the streets of Paris, naked and bestial, as the city streets clapped my reprise through the damned city. And in this, many found themselves laughing, for all knew what had occurred here. The death of one tyrant may leave the taste of morbidity in one's pallet; but in death, life may fester from it's ashes.

Oh and I almost forgot COCK JOKE

Oney responds:

D to the I to the C K Y

[Facebook Twitter]

Today I walked my dog.

Well anyway, today I walked my dog. We went to the park. The grass seemed greenish. And then my dog sniffed this tree, because there was probably some dog feces somewhere in there. As I was saying, he got kind of excited, so i left, because he sometimes fornicates with my leg when he's excited. Anywho, we got in the car, and I drove back home. Then he was pretty thirsty, so I gave him some water. He wolfed down some treats too. Hahaha, get it? Wolfed? Because dogs evolved from OH GOD I TRIPPED AND FELL ON MY IMPALING CAP OW IT HURTS OH SHIT THIS IS PRETTY INTERESTING GOODBYE WORLD I'M GOING TO SEE GRANDMA GAH GASP GULP DEAD

[Nameless 6 Vol.3 Part 1/2]

Veeeery Shweettt

The animation and the comedy really couple together to make these flashes reallly funny. Yotam, you kicks asses and faces and stomachs and crotches and all sorts of places that make you a badass. I am so giddy with waiting for PART 2! I'm like a school girl without panties!

And look at that, I didn't even mention egoraptor OH GOD THERE I GO GODDAM IT.