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[Wooden Hearts]

Definitely good animation, probably one of the better 3D's on this site! The story is a little cliche but who cares, it's a good one.

I would totally reduce the polish/ reflectiveness on the wood objects, though. If it weren't for the grain of the wood, I might have thought it was brass. Otherwise the animation is pretty fluid, and the lighting is great.

Snazzymation responds:

Thanks! We love to see or hear the same stories over and over, as long as they are in new ways.

[2 Guys & a Jigsaw Puzzle]

What?

I don't know what everyone is going on about. Look, the animation and voice acting was great, but what a boring plot. It's just two guys doing a jigsaw puzzle. And nothing more. Like, seriously. Couldn't you have made it a metaphor or something? Maybe injected some themes into your animation? I mean it's great for what it is, but there's just absolutely no deeper message in it. Where's the substance?

I'll give you a 10 for animation and voice acting but seriously, hire a writer or something.

TmsT responds:

DO NOT QUESTION MY ARTISTIC CHOICES! Substance and metaphor are just too mainstream.

[Dimlight]

HEY DUDE

I GAVE YOU 8 STARS NOW SAY NICE THINGS ABOUT ME.

Bogswallop responds:

Get off my property

[FRED - Animated Series]

Somewhat of a religious experience.

Well Oney, my sexy gentleman friend, I was watching this, and frankly, I expected him to die. It was predictable. I was looking forward to it, but at the same time I couldn't help but sigh with the heavy burden of knowing what to expect. But then... I just...

As Fred began to die, listless and cold from the leaden shards that ripped through his cranium, my head began to rise. My ears perked and my mouth twitched... twitched into a hoping smile, a smile of the future! I found myself clenching my fists, muttering, murmuring, "Could this be? CAN this be?". And soon, the showers of his murderous head erupted into a shower of blood. And there stood, above the refuse, the Oney.

And as he shed his tear, knowing full well the enormity of what he had done, I stood, in a curious sort of... confusion. I furrowed my brow, gazing at the soulless creature that lay, almost serenely, upon the ground. And there you stood. Holding the Iron-clad key to a chain which has withheld freedoms that so many have striven to. The snow began to fall, and as it did, it brought with it a rebirth. A rebirth of what people find funny. And I found myself agape and bewildered. And then I began to laugh.

I laughed endlessly, watching the sun rise in the sky, the moon at night. I laughed through the streets of Paris, naked and bestial, as the city streets clapped my reprise through the damned city. And in this, many found themselves laughing, for all knew what had occurred here. The death of one tyrant may leave the taste of morbidity in one's pallet; but in death, life may fester from it's ashes.

Oh and I almost forgot COCK JOKE

Oney responds:

D to the I to the C K Y

[Klein Bottle n' Inkblot]

My dear professor Diggedy Demon,

While subversively striking subtle tones within comedic stance and set values, this animated anomaly indeed endeavors to enhance the viewer's comedic preconceived notions upon such values as ironic misuse and subconscious hilarity, further probing into the psyche of many fantastical machinations that continue to rampantly impose upon cartoons of the geographically enhanced fashion. This piece tries fervently to come to conclusive stances about the poignant non-jokes that seem to arise from these aforementioned animations, and as such, has the capacity to re-inform the populace pertaining to the internet location of a certain "NewGrounds". For this, I do openly applaud you, sir. I shall bide my own time in awaiting any new thesis you may release to the public.

HotDiggedyDemon responds:

haha!

[Without A Mushroom]

ha.... lawlz... roflcopter....

I must say, my favorite part was that the mushroom just walks into him, but he looks like he's been blown up! Thats some classic comedy.

Sh0T-D0wN responds:

Lol.