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Wooden Hearts Wooden Hearts

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Definitely good animation, probably one of the better 3D's on this site! The story is a little cliche but who cares, it's a good one.

I would totally reduce the polish/ reflectiveness on the wood objects, though. If it weren't for the grain of the wood, I might have thought it was brass. Otherwise the animation is pretty fluid, and the lighting is great.


Snazzymation responds:

Thanks! We love to see or hear the same stories over and over, as long as they are in new ways.


The Steven Seagal Show #2 The Steven Seagal Show #2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Dude what? This animation is off the chiz-art.



2 Guys & a Jigsaw Puzzle 2 Guys & a Jigsaw Puzzle

Rated 5 / 5 stars

What?

I don't know what everyone is going on about. Look, the animation and voice acting was great, but what a boring plot. It's just two guys doing a jigsaw puzzle. And nothing more. Like, seriously. Couldn't you have made it a metaphor or something? Maybe injected some themes into your animation? I mean it's great for what it is, but there's just absolutely no deeper message in it. Where's the substance?

I'll give you a 10 for animation and voice acting but seriously, hire a writer or something.


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TmsT responds:

DO NOT QUESTION MY ARTISTIC CHOICES! Substance and metaphor are just too mainstream.


LL - Dream Team Ep.2 LL - Dream Team Ep.2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Oh my god

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at something so stupid before.



asdfmovie4 asdfmovie4

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

TomSka.

There is one reason I came to see this movie.
One reason above them all.
First there was the lulz. Oh yes my friend, teh epic lulz. But can I be sustained by lulz? Can ANY man be sustained by lulz alone? Nay, tis not so, though we weep for it.
Could it have been the animation? The silky smooth touch of such simple design? The fluidity of endless flash artistry? These themselves are reasons enough, but still, they are not my god sent purpose for being here.
Perchance it could have been the acting. Yes, such glorious thespian voices, attuned to such levels of audible perfection, sung together as one chorus of ages, knowing full well the glory of their comedic perfection. Yet you would fall short of my mission again, dear friend.

No, above all else, the godly task was sent down to me to watch this movie for one reason.
One reason that has made the quest worth questing, the lives I have slain well put to rest. I have watched this flash, for indeed,

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An Animation Revolution An Animation Revolution

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Happy Harry.

Your animation is so damn professional. Please just get your own show and make us all happy. Seriously. Bro. I'm serious. Bro.


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Dot Dot Dot - Animated Dot Dot Dot - Animated

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Good, but hiiiiiighly overrated.

This flash has been number 1 for a while now. Enough is enough. I keep seeing this and shaking my head. It seems all of newgrounds is impressed by good voice acting and "O Fortuna". Granted, Deven Mack did a very good job with this piece. But the flash does not deserve more than a 3 out of five, and I don't understand why people don't get that.

There is some very good animation in this piece, and good use of comedic timing. Every word is planned out to make a great impact with the viewer. But in the end, as epic as the sound is, THIS IS STILL JUST A VIDEO OF FANCY MOVING TEXT. Really! That's what this is. This entire movie of text. Granted, it moves in a fun way, but I would not give this movie more than 3 stars, because in actuality it is much more lacking in content than many other movies below it. Not to mention this took close to no creative thought on the author's part.

Think. You're voting all fives on a movie made up of "pretty" typography animation that was put to a voice acting track and the most overused "epic" song in all of history. You've even voted it higher than amazing movies like "Katan", which present an enthralling original story-line and smooth action-packed animation. Why that is, I don't understand.

Don't get me wrong, I very much appreciate this movie, and I like watching it just as much as anyone else. i find it funny and well animated and well executed. But not enough to make it the highest rated movie on newgrounds, not for a movie with close to no originality, which consists of animated (but none the less, only) words. Let's all stop getting swept up by epic music. Think about it, if there was no music, would you still rate it as highly as you are?



Fulpitude Fulpitude

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

So true, so true...

Besides from the lulz, this is pretty much an accurate retelling of the whole movie jam experience.



Kenya Bros Kenya Bros

Rated 5 / 5 stars

HotDiggety

For some reason I just love you.
That's all there is to it.
I've been watching you since you were a wee lad.
And I just love you.

Take me Max, take me now.


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Jenny XJ9 Adult Parody Jenny XJ9 Adult Parody

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I've been proven wrong.

You know, usually when I read the reviews to your toons, zone, I see a bunch of dudes going "Lol that was hilarious". I used to think that was code for "I'm rating this a 10 because it made my pee-pee tingle in funny ways, but I can't say that, so I'll call it funny".

This was actually hilarious. And sexually gratuitous. I call it hilexual. Or maybe sexually gratarious. I don't know yet. But whatever it was made me laugh out loud, and also rock hard in my pants.

Yea. I said it. That's because I'm secure in my sexuality.
Of course, I am robosexual.


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